The Life and Times of Dr. Croak

Pelvic Surgeon

I am so sexually attracted to these men, i am thinking about becoming a homosexual. mmmmm

I am so sexually attracted to these men, i am thinking about becoming a homosexual. mmmmm

(Source: nickferrell)

If i could have anything it the world, it would be this! 

If i could have anything it the world, it would be this! 
I saw a man on the subway last night, he was asleep. For some reason i believed that he was dreaming about deflated balloons, i dont know why. But it looked like he was enjoying his dream about a room full of deflated balloons.

I saw a man on the subway last night, he was asleep. For some reason i believed that he was dreaming about deflated balloons, i dont know why. But it looked like he was enjoying his dream about a room full of deflated balloons.

(via sweetiesjr-deactivated20130415)

(Source: minutechon)

I will have a child for this reason, and this reason alone! Re-thinking that statement i am afraid of what goes on in my head.  

I will have a child for this reason, and this reason alone!

Re-thinking that statement i am afraid of what goes on in my head.  

i have nice tattoos, but this is incredible

i have nice tattoos, but this is incredible

(Source: jessysmith)

(via superstarling)

This is my conception of a higher power. A naked female with meat wings

This is my conception of a higher power. A naked female with meat wings

(Source: joshcape)

Their once was a boy named Dino, he was born to an Oxy addicted whore. She gave birth to this child under sign in question. 

Their once was a boy named Dino, he was born to an Oxy addicted whore. She gave birth to this child under sign in question. 

(Source: nothingtoundocancel)

i wish i had facial hair….. but the good news is, my BALLS FINNALLY DROPPPED.. HALLLLLFFF WAYYY THEIRR 

i wish i had facial hair….. but the good news is, my BALLS FINNALLY DROPPPED.. HALLLLLFFF WAYYY THEIRR 

(Source: thisisnuttah, via tongue-splitter)