I saw a man on the subway last night, he was asleep. For some reason i believed that he was dreaming about deflated balloons, i dont know why. But it looked like he was enjoying his dream about a room full of deflated balloons.
I will have a child for this reason, and this reason alone!
Re-thinking that statement i am afraid of what goes on in my head.
This is my conception of a higher power. A naked female with meat wings