The Life and Times of Dr. Croak

Pelvic Surgeon

I am so sexually attracted to these men, i am thinking about becoming a homosexual. mmmmm
If i could have anything it the world, it would be this! 
I saw a man on the subway last night, he was asleep. For some reason i believed that he was dreaming about deflated balloons, i dont know why. But it looked like he was enjoying his dream about a room full of deflated balloons.

I saw a man on the subway last night, he was asleep. For some reason i believed that he was dreaming about deflated balloons, i dont know why. But it looked like he was enjoying his dream about a room full of deflated balloons.

I will have a child for this reason, and this reason alone!
Re-thinking that statement i am afraid of what goes on in my head.  

I will have a child for this reason, and this reason alone!

Re-thinking that statement i am afraid of what goes on in my head.  

i have nice tattoos, but this is incredible
This is my conception of a higher power. A naked female with meat wings

This is my conception of a higher power. A naked female with meat wings

(Source: joshcape)



Their once was a boy named Dino, he was born to an Oxy addicted whore. She gave birth to this child under sign in question. 
i wish i had facial hair….. but the good news is, my BALLS FINNALLY DROPPPED.. HALLLLLFFF WAYYY THEIRR